Everything Must Go: Trump Sells Off Bibles, Sneakers, and a Liveable Planet

From Bibles to the future of our planet – with Trump, it’s all for sale

Washington, D.C. – Trump is running out of time to secure a $175 million civil fraud bond in New York, his legal bills elsewhere are piling up, and Joe Biden’s record fundraising means the GOP is at a significant cash disadvantage in 2024. In addition to things that will end up in a landfill, what Trump is really selling off is our future on a liveable planet. 

Here’s our non-comprehensive list of instances where Trump has sought to enrich himself and his Big Oil allies at the expense of everyone else: 

  1. The future of our planet and the health of our children
  2. Bibles 
  3. Sneakers
  4. Positions in the EPA (only fuel lobbyists need apply)
  5. Stock in a failing social media company
  6. NFTs
  7. Steaks
  8. Vodka
  9. Trump University
  10.  Anything else Big Oil wants

“Trump’s latest grift may be MAGA Bibles, but his most lucrative one is selling off the future of the planet to Big Oil,” said Climate Power communications director Alex Glass. “During his presidency, Trump gave oil companies massive tax breaks, gutted the clean energy industry, and gave Big Oil CEOs a license to pollute our air and water. With Trump, everything is for sale – especially our planet’s future – and Big Oil is ready to buy.”